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    glowchick glowchick Jun 2, 2009 @ 2:13 pm
    This just made my day! Too funny!
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    Suko Suko May 18, 2009 @ 11:11 pm
    Thank you for making me LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    dc64 dc64 Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
    My husband (now my ex, but not because of this;) and I were in a local store. He said watch this...he bent over slightly, I was watching him intently, wandering what the heck he was doing, a little old lady with a cane was slowly walking towards us, I moved aside to let her pass, and just when she was directly behind my husband, he let go of the loudest burst of wind I have ever heard. That poor old lady! I didn't have the guts to look at her. I mean, he could have given her a heart attack! She couldn't even make a quick escape, not with a cane. I'm surprsed she didn't whack him over the head with it! Needless to say, I took off down one aisle, and he ran down the other, laughing. (Okay, I admit it, I was stifling a laugh too...It was just so unexpected)I still felt sorry for that poor old lady though. 5 stars
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    Donna Donna Nov 14, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
    If you hadn't mentioned the "wife" I would have thought you were 12 years old. Regardless, this is funny!
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Fart In The Line At Blockbuster Video: The Worst Fart Ever

I thought it would be a tiny poot, but it was more like silent destruction. At first there was nobody behind me but then...... it was a nightmare.... I can barely write about it. If you have a good "clean" fart story... (more)