Fart In The Line At Blockbuster Video: The Worst Fart Ever
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Worst Fart Ever
I thought it would be a 3.0 on the F scale but it was more like an 8.7. At first there was nobody behind me but then...... it was a nightmare.... I can barely write about it.
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Worst Fart Ever
Top Five Reasons this Fart was the Worst Fart Ever!
- It was one of those you think will be harmless ... but isn't.
- I was trapped in line at Blockbuster Video.
- At first there was nobody behind me.... then they came....
- I would have never been found out but MY WIFE......
- My wife turned and looked at me with one of those EVIL looks - you know - one of those "parental" looks.....this was not a good scene.
- I was BUSTED! I was Embarrassed! There was no place to Hide!
- Everyone in that line knew I had done it.
- Even worse, this was one of those LINGERING farts. Yes, you know, a fart that won't fly away.
- I wanted to crawl under something and hide!
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dc64 wrote...
My husband (now my ex, but not because of this;) and I were in a local store. He said watch this...he bent over slightly, I was watching him intently, wandering what the heck he was doing, a little old lady with a cane was slowly walking towards us, I moved aside to let her pass, and just when she was directly behind my husband, he let go of the loudest burst of wind I have ever heard. That poor old lady! I didn't have the guts to look at her. I mean, he could have given her a heart attack! She couldn't even make a quick escape, not with a cane. I'm surprsed she didn't whack him over the head with it! Needless to say, I took off down one aisle, and he ran down the other, laughing. (Okay, I admit it, I was stifling a laugh too...It was just so unexpected)I still felt sorry for that poor old lady though. 5 stars
Posted September 18, 2008
Donna wrote
If you hadn't mentioned the "wife" I would have thought you were 12 years old. Regardless, this is funny!
Posted November 14, 2007
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