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Fart In The Line At Blockbuster Video: The Worst Fart Ever

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Worst Fart Ever

I thought it would be a 3.0 on the F scale but it was more like an 8.7. At first there was nobody behind me but then...... it was a nightmare.... I can barely write about it.

If you have a good "clean" fart story that's worse than this send it to fartU - it would make a good story for a post.

You might like to check out the best fart ever while you're on the topic. ;)

Top Five Reasons this Fart was the Worst Fart Ever! 

  • It was one of those you think will be harmless ... but isn't.
  • I was trapped in line at Blockbuster Video.
  • At first there was nobody behind me.... then they came....
  • I would have never been found out but MY WIFE......
  • My wife turned and looked at me with one of those EVIL looks - you know - one of those "parental" looks.....this was not a good scene.
  • I was BUSTED! I was Embarrassed! There was no place to Hide!
  • Everyone in that line knew I had done it!

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Donna

If you hadn't mentioned the "wife" I would have thought you were 12 years old. Regardless, this is funny!

Posted November 14, 2007

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